DRANT: OFFICIAL CHRISTMAS CARD REQUEST

U.S. GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL USE ONLY
USGOV Doc 433987SW3.98; Christmas (merry) Card initiation request.
Submit in triplicate to HOMSECELF- USGOV DEPT.Homeland.SEC. ELF Division.
NOTE: DO NOT USE FOR MAJOR CONTRIBUTORS (use form 527), MUSLIMS, JEWS, or PRISON GUARDS IN GUANTANAMO OR ABU GHRAIB or BLACKWATER OPS (forms not available)



Photo choice: (choose one from above)
( ) Surveillance ( ) Box Bomb ( ) Enemy Combatant ( ) Canine Explosive Delivery Device ( ) Car bomb w/tree ( ) IED Packing

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO:
Choose One
To all of our ( ) Dear Friends ( ) Fellow Americans ( ) Fellow Halliburton Employees ( ) Christians Everywhere ( ) Freedom Loving People
( ) Others (note: includes some brown persons (see list), and Republican Sexual Deviants. (Non-Republican Sexual Deviants see form below).
On this, the day of the birth of our Lord and Saviour, (__________ wife's name here*) and I turn our thoughts to His Immortal Words:
(for homosexual partners use form bi-2) (for undisclosed homosexual partners pls use form 88)
Choose ONLY One
( ) Blessed are the Peacemakers, for they shall be called Sons (and Daughters) of God.
( ) Blessed are the Poor in Spirit, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.
( ) Blessed are those who Mourn, for they shall be comforted.
( ) Blessed are the Meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
( ) Blessed are the Merciful, for they shall obtain mercy.
( ) Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake, for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.
( ) Blessed are You when men revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on my account.
(for multiple quotes, see form 334499 USGOV.HYPOC.Excess.44)
As you know, ( ____________ wife's name here*) and I live our lives as children of Jesus, and we pray every day that His Word shall be:
( ) Granted Dominion on Earth ( ) Memorized by every schoolchild ( ) Cut in stone above all public buildings ( ) Embossed on the new badly needed fifty dollar coin with my picture on it ( ) Written on subway walls, tenement halls.
And so, as we celebrate our great victory over the Forces of Evil in (choose as many as desired)
Iraq ( ) Iran ( ) North Korea ( ) Venezuela ( ) Cuba ( ) New York ( ) Los Angeles ( ) San Francisco ( ) Akron ( ) Broward County
We bow our heads in prayer for the lives of those brave
(Choose ONLY one)
( ) Men ( ) Women ( ) Barely closeted Homosexuals ( ) Private Contractors ( ) Halliburton Employees
Who have paid the final price fighting for (choose as many as desired)
( ) Freedom ( ) The Christian Way of Life ( ) Democracy ( ) The American Ideal ( ) Totally Guaranteed 100% Protection from Terrorism
( ) A Green Card ( ) A chance to go to College
On this Holy Day, we wish you, your family and all The Meek a Happy and Peaceful Christian Christmas.
God Bless You as He already has Blessed America.
( ____________ wife's name here*) and ( ______________ name or _________________ folksy nickname (optional)
_______________ rank )
If actual signature is not specified, machine signature will be employed.